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Aug
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Jul
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iPhone & iPod Touch App Reviews

In the very near future, if my attention permits, I will be posting iPhone & iPod Touch Application Reviews.  At the moment I’ve only got an iPod Touch to work with, so all the GPS/Camera/Microphone based apps will have to remain on the ‘shelf’ as it were.

I might also be more inclined to do the reviews if I were to receive requests in this posting’s comments page.

hint*hint

Talk to you later!

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May
25th
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Excuses, excuses...

I must apologize to anyone who is following this ‘blog for the lack of updates.  I’ve recently gotten a bit busy with work and gaming and computing.

With work, I’ve been getting a lot more hours, which is a good thing for my paycheck, not so good for my blog/gaming.

As far as Gaming goes, I’ve gotten lost in GTA IV, having finished it 2 times (to get the alternate ending).  On top of that, trying to get the 100% completion is just way too much like work to be considered fun.

And finally, to the Computing front.  I just picked up a Mac mini.  My first Intel Mac.  It’s the basest of the base with a dual-core 1.83GHz Processor, a single gig of ram and 85,899,345,920 feeble bits of hard drive space (That’s 80 Gigs to you and me).  But it’s fun to set up and I may be able to get myself to do something productive now.  And don’t ask, ‘cause you can’t have my old mac.  My ‘old’ mac is the 12” PowerBook, but it’s gonna be my ‘at home’ computer with all the important information kept within.  And trust me, I do see the irony.

The GTA IV review, modest though it will be to avoid spoilers, is still forthcoming, just having to take a back seat to my mini and work and other games.  And finding those damn pigeons.

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May
4th
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GTA IV Review forthcoming...

I’m gonna be working on it for a little while, and I’m gonna have to work around any spoilers, but it will be here.

 Someday. 

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Apr
6th
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Some Wisdom of Douglas Adams...

Excerpt from “So Long and Thanks for all the Fish” by Douglas Adams.

Regarding Sirius Cybernetics Corp. and it’s products: 

“It is very easy to be blinded to the essential uselessness of them by the sense of achievement you get from getting them to work at all.  In other words, and this is the rock solid principal on which the whole of the corporations galaxy-wide success is founded;  Their fundamental design flaws are completely hidden by their superficial design flaws.”

If you want to take into account that he was one of the biggest Apple fan’s of his day, this could be said to be about Microsoft.

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Pre-Review of Frontlines: Fuel of War

This article was most recently seen in the comments section of my first ‘Blog post, but the one person to whom I writ it, didn’t read it.  So, it is with a light heart that I move it here.  Enjoy:

I’ve not yet played the full version of Frontlines: Fuel of War so I can’t make a judgement call just yet. I have, though, played the Online Multiplayer Demo as downloaded from the XBox Live Marketplace.

The action is intense, but from what I’ve seen there’s only one online gameplay mode, which is an overgrown version of Domination from Call of Duty 4. That is to say, you grab points of interest in an effort to move the ‘frontline.’ Advance that line to the enemy’s front door, and ‘game over.’

When one team gets a majority of the map under their control, they have a plethora of spawn points to choose from. The more points you can attack from, the greater your advantage. What it inevitably boils down to is once one team starts to win, they’re generally going to keep winning. Near the end it’s going to be a big ol’ ‘Spawn Camping Party’ because the only spawn points you have access to are along your base’s front door. When that happens, you’re basically surrounded with no real choice of spawn.

Another gripe I have is with in-game communication; You can only chat with 3 other people in your ‘platoon,’ and no one else. This means you can see your teammates all around, but you can’t warn them about enemy activity right behind them. I just find that very irksome.

 To put it simply, I don’t think I’m going to be leaving CoD4, Rainbow Six: Vegas 2, Halo 3 or Team Fortress 2 for this game any time soon.

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Mar
22nd
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Hiatus Explained

I’ve been away from the Blog for the sake of work.  The ‘Home Electronics’ aren’t going to sell themselves!

Compiling ‘Reasonably Stupid’ Questions for more substantial Q & A sessions.

Just picked up Rainbow Six: Vegas 2 for the Xbox 360, so you can expect a full review upon it’s completion.

Just hang in there, there’ll be more on the way!

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Mar
7th
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XBox 360 Review: The Orange Box

Written by me, as seen on GameLobby.com (http://www.gamelobby.com/forums/showthread.php?t=240)

[Updated 20080307] 


Half-Life 2:

Well, for starters, there’s the three-quarters complete Half-Life 2 saga. The only time I’d actually played Half-Life 2 before was on the Original XBox While getting glowing reviews for being “Half-Life 2,” it was still just barely there in the graphical and framerate department. So in short, it’s great to finally be able to play the game as it was meant to be seen and experienced.


Episodes 1 and 2:

When you consider just what “Episodic Content” is supposed to be, you really can’t complain about Episodes one and two. A lot of people say they’re too linear, and too short, and only introduce new weapons at the end of episode two. Well, to the first two complaints I say that the linearity of the Half-Life series is it’s form of storytelling. There’s really no way to fundamentally change that aspect and have the core of Half-Life intact. You can’t bring out Half-Life episode three: san andreas because it wouldn’t flow like a Half-Life game Should.


As for their brevity, if you listen to the director/developer commentaries, you’ll see that they’re not just adding a few levels, a bit of story and constructing a few boss battles and calling it an episode. They’re fundamentally changing the way the NPCs act and interact, they’re giving the models of all the major players more detail and emotional expressiveness and on top of that they’re improving upon the look of the game by adding such features as the HDR or High Dynamic Range filters to the visuals to give the viewing experience a much better, more outstanding presentation. By the time we do see episode three we’ll be noticing a lot of what will be at that time cutting edge graphical tricks and game play tweaks from a 5+ year old game.


Team Fortress 2:

I’ll start by saying that I never played the first Team Fortress and I never really got into any kind of “class-based” first person shooters. There are no Medics in Halo. That being said, I feel I wouldn’t be the best person to review this game as, honestly, I don’t get it. The game play is fun and frantic at times. The class system is really diverse (though I don’t know what it takes to be a medic, or what kind of person likes doing that kind of thing). But, for my money, the lack of maps and game types just isn’t there. I know, I paid about $12 american for the game, but for me it’s just not the online, multiplayer experience that I thought “Team Fortress” was going to be. I did however very much enjoy the little “Meet the Engineer and Soldier and Explosives Expert” videos on the internet quite a lot.
And last, but certainly not least…


Portal:

Probably the most original, funny, thought provoking, First-person-shooting-not-bullets-but-bending-brain-puzzle-mechanic-game. Or so ALL the reviews will say. And I’m not going to disagree with them, not even a little. So if you don’t need to hear another person orally pleasure VALVe and Aperture Science and GLaDOS, then just go ahead and skip to the numbers at the bottom of the page.


Actually, I think that’s all that really needs to be said. It’s almost universally praised by anyone who’s even heard of it. The only complaint any one can muster is the brevity of the experience, but sometimes good, no Great things come in small packages. This game is ripe for downloadable content and the merest thought that the Portal Gun ‘might’ appear in Half-Life 2: Episode 3 is enough to have me salivating from now until time ends. That’s a lot of spit.
Anyway…


Graphics: 8.9

The game of Half-Life 2 and all it’s episodes have aged very well. TF2 has a graphical style all it’s own. Portal’s simple layouts (in the beginning…) very much let you get lost in the experience, and not lost in the beauty, not to say it’s ugly or anything.The only complaint is that in Half-Life 2 and it’s episodes the bad guys’ models are starting to show their age, and if they can I hope they update all the models for the 3rd installment.


Gameplay: 10

From Half-Life 2 to TF2 to Portal, every game is built on the rock-solid engine developed by VALVe, so the games have no choice but to rock in this department.


Sound: 10

Everything is head and shoulders above what has become the norm as far as sound in a video game today. I don’t have the 5.1 sound system I should have for this kind of review, but I’ve heard tell that Episode 1’s “Zombine” levels are 10x creepier when you can actually hear one coming up from behind you in the absolute darkness…  And don’t even get me started on the audio treat that is Portal;  From the quirkiness of GLaDOS, to the spectacular Music and Sound Effects, Portal is an audible Treat.


Overall: 10

This is not an average, but if it were, the 1.1 ‘missing’ in the graphics department would be more that made up for when you consider just how much game your getting for your dollar from The Orange Box.

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Mar
4th
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The Major Announcement!

I think I’ve decided what I’m going to do with this ‘blog.


 I work for a well known (in the pacific northwest) retail outlet in the Home Electronics department.  I meet people every day who have reasonably stupid questions.  That is, they have questions that they think are stupid, but in all actuality are very reasonable.


I like helping people learn new stuff about tech, so this is a great job for me.  Among other things, I also act as the local video game review guy to people looking for a new and exciting video game or system.  Since I have a lot of experience with a couple of the popular consoles, and knowledge of all of them as well as a fair number of their games, I’ll be including video game reviews here too.

If you would like to send me any questions, or request a review of a video game, please leave a comment or eMail me at heguy.tumblr[at]gmail.com

Thank you for reading, and just remember; Every question is reasonably stupid. 

 PS: The nickname you’ll know me here by is Kuhnaydeein.  It’s pronounced ‘Canadian’ so it’s not that tricky.  It’s a long, somewhat boring story as to where this nickname came from, but if I get enough requests I may let you hear it… 

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